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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Mail is crazy because it's like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don't reply to you're going to jail.

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025