13 Funny jail quotes — Wordgag ツ

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

2 months ago2 months ago

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

3 months ago3 months ago

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

3 months ago3 months ago

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

5 months ago5 months ago

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

5 months ago5 months ago

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Mar 18, 2025

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Jan 28, 2025

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

Jan 27, 2025

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Jan 26, 2025

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Jan 26, 2025

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Jan 25, 2025

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Jan 23, 2025

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Jan 23, 2025