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3 months ago
Share →: Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Commentary:
"Trying to be a responsible adult is like trying to parallel park a tank – ambitious, but ultimately just ends in chaos and a lot of frustrated honking. 🚗😅 #AdultingFail"
3 months ago
Share →: Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless struggle of doing nothing! It's a never-ending quest with no clear finish line in sight. Just when you think you've mastered the art of doing nothing, you realize that there's always more nothing to be done. It's a true test of patience and perseverance, with the ultimate reward being… well, nothing!"
3 months ago
Share →: It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Commentary:
"Who knew a tiny mosquito could teach us such a valuable lesson in diplomacy and self-control 🦟🤭 Always remember, violence is never the answer, especially when sensitive areas are involved! 😅"
4 months ago
Share →: That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the tragic tale of the cookie and the milk – a timeless drama of love and loss. Just when you thought you were enjoying a sweet moment, life crumbles before your eyes. Remember, in the world of cookies and milk, it's always a balancing act between pleasure and peril. Stay strong, dear dunkers, stay strong."
4 months ago
Share →: Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Commentary:
"Life's too short to dwell on the small stuff – just sprinkle some LOLs and keep strutting like the fabulous unicorn you are! 🦄😂 #LaughItOff #StayFabulous"
5 months ago
Share →: All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Commentary:
"Seems like the best way to learn life lessons is to give advice to others and then watch them completely ignore it! 🤭💡 #LifeLessons #Irony"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Commentary:
Oh, the universe pulling a classic "let's see if you've learned anything" move! 🌌😂 It's like a cosmic replay button reminding us to level up and stop hitting repeat on the same ol' mistakes! Remember, fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, well, maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices. 🔄🙈 #CosmicLessons
5 months ago
Share →: This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Commentary:
🤣😅 Hang in there, buddy! Remember, tough times are like kidney stones – painful, but temporary! Just stay strong, hold on tight, and brace yourself for the wild ride. You've got this! 💪👊 #YouWillSurvive
5 months ago
Share →: Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old rite of passage for manhood: mastering the art of energy conservation! 💪🔥 Who knew that the true test of maturity was in battling the gas bill monster and reigning in the urge to turn your home into a sauna for penguins! 🐧💸 #AdultingLikeAPro"
5 months ago
Share →: I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Commentary:
"Learning from other people's mistakes? Nah, not my style. Giant wooden horse on my doorstep seems totally legit though. 🏛️🐴🏠 #TrojanHorse #OopsIDidItAgain"