28 Funny life lesson quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

  Commentary:
  Even after all these years, my tongue and teeth still aren't on speaking terms! 🍽️🤦‍♂️🤣

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  6 days ago

  Share →: The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

  Commentary:
  Jump right in, the water's already gossiping about us standing on the edge! 🏊‍♂️❄️😂

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

  Commentary:
  Living in the moment might be rent-free, but apparently not for long! 😂🏠🚪

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the true 'tinkle of regret'—a bestseller on my life shelf! 🚽📚😂"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

  Commentary:
  "When someone doesn't get it, just bee yourself and buzz by! 🍯🐝😂"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

  Commentary:
  "Perfect advice for avoiding the dreaded 'School of Hard Knocks!' 🎓😎🔧 #StayCool"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

  Commentary:
  "Isn’t it wild how life turns into a surprise reunion just when you’re rocking that 'I woke up like this' look? 🤦‍♀️😂 #ErrandFashionShow"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to be a responsible adult is like trying to parallel park a tank – ambitious, but ultimately just ends in chaos and a lot of frustrated honking. 🚗😅 #AdultingFail"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless struggle of doing nothing! It's a never-ending quest with no clear finish line in sight. Just when you think you've mastered the art of doing nothing, you realize that there's always more nothing to be done. It's a true test of patience and perseverance, with the ultimate reward being… well, nothing!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a tiny mosquito could teach us such a valuable lesson in diplomacy and self-control 🦟🤭 Always remember, violence is never the answer, especially when sensitive areas are involved! 😅"

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