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5 months ago
Share →: That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the tragic tale of the cookie and the milk – a timeless drama of love and loss. Just when you thought you were enjoying a sweet moment, life crumbles before your eyes. Remember, in the world of cookies and milk, it's always a balancing act between pleasure and peril. Stay strong, dear dunkers, stay strong."
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Commentary:
"Life's too short to dwell on the small stuff – just sprinkle some LOLs and keep strutting like the fabulous unicorn you are! 🦄😂 #LaughItOff #StayFabulous"
6 months ago
Share →: All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Commentary:
"Seems like the best way to learn life lessons is to give advice to others and then watch them completely ignore it! 🤭💡 #LifeLessons #Irony"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Commentary:
Oh, the universe pulling a classic "let's see if you've learned anything" move! 🌌😂 It's like a cosmic replay button reminding us to level up and stop hitting repeat on the same ol' mistakes! Remember, fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, well, maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices. 🔄🙈 #CosmicLessons
6 months ago
Share →: This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Commentary:
🤣😅 Hang in there, buddy! Remember, tough times are like kidney stones – painful, but temporary! Just stay strong, hold on tight, and brace yourself for the wild ride. You've got this! 💪👊 #YouWillSurvive
6 months ago
Share →: Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old rite of passage for manhood: mastering the art of energy conservation! 💪🔥 Who knew that the true test of maturity was in battling the gas bill monster and reigning in the urge to turn your home into a sauna for penguins! 🐧💸 #AdultingLikeAPro"
6 months ago
Share →: I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Commentary:
"Learning from other people's mistakes? Nah, not my style. Giant wooden horse on my doorstep seems totally legit though. 🏛️🐴🏠 #TrojanHorse #OopsIDidItAgain"
6 months ago
Share →: Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Commentary:
"Being an adult is basically just asking the babysitter for the curfew instead of the other way around. 🙈⏰ #GrowingUpButNotReally"
6 months ago
Share →: Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Commentary:
Ah, group projects in school – the necessary evil that prepares us for the chaos of the corporate world! 🤦‍♂️📚 Who knew that dodging group members in a school project would be the perfect training for dodging responsibility in the office? 😂 Remember, teamwork makes the dream work…unless you're stuck with a team of dreamers who forgot to set their alarms! ⏰ #WorkLife #TeamworkDreamwork
6 months ago
Share →: Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Commentary:
"Wisdom of the day: Think twice before attempting that risky stunt you saw on YouTube… 🤔 Remember, paramedics are professionals, not mind readers! 🚑😄 #BetterSafeThanSorry"