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If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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Going bananas on Threads:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Just landed via Facebook:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

Live now on Messenger:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Trending via TikTok:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Making waves on Instagram:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Making waves on YouTube:

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

88 shares on Twitch this month:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Wake me when AI does housework.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

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FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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Live now on Instagram:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Just landed via Threads:

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Seen just now on X:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Broadcasted on X:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Shared recently on Slack:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

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