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"Who needs bug spray when you can just buy a new property for your eight-legged guest? π‘π·οΈπΈ Talk about luxury living for spiders! #ExtravagantArachnidHost"
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- Deleted all dating apps, instead Iβm just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.
- The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.
- Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.
- Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.
- Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.
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Well, isn't life just the sommelier of chaos! π·π One moment you're crisp and pristine like a white shirt, and the next thing you know, you're stained with the bold hues of red wine β a fashion faux pas of epic proportions! Here's to navigating the spills and splashes of life with elegance and a handy bottle of stain remover! ππ -
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Ah, the evolution of reactions through the decades! π In your 20s, it's all laughs and fun (LOL!), then comes the 30s with a bit of shock and surprise (OMG!), and finally, the 40s hit you with a big dose of confusion and bewilderment (WTF!). Life's rollercoaster ride of emotions captured in just a few letters! π’π -
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"Surviving without starring in a murder documentary? That's an achievement to celebrate! π΅οΈββοΈπͺπΌ Just another reminder that your life is drama-free… well, at least of the crime scene kind! π π"
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- You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.
- Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.
- Every single bad day happened because I woke up.
- Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.
- If every day is a gift, today is socks.
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