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  • So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

    Commentary:
    “Must be playing hide and seek with my wallet! It enjoys keeping that $10,000 well hidden 🕵️‍♂️💸 Maybe it’s on an adventure, exploring the realm of ’empty pockets’! 🚀😂 Don’t worry, I’m sure it’ll pop up when you least expect it! 😉”

  • I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

    Commentary:
    “Looking for a moisturizer that can hide the fact that my under-eye bags have their own postal code 💌💤 #TiredSince2010”

  • I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew cleaning could have such magical powers of family disappearance? 😂🏡✨ Looks like the backyard is the new family hangout spot! #ThanksgivingEscapePlan”

  • I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal mystery of sunglasses: keeping your intentions hidden behind those tinted lenses 😎 Are we making eye contact, or am I just admiring the view? It’s a true game of peek-a-boo for the fashionably ambiguous 🕶️🍑 #ShadyMoves”

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