Funny quotes losing

22 Funny losing quotes

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025