25 Funny losing quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.
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  1 month ago

  View →: No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Is losing your mind a hobby?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.
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  5 months ago

  View →: This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!
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  5 months ago

  View →: New year update: losing everything but weight.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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