Funny quotes losing

22 Funny losing quotes

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

3 weeks ago

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

1 month ago

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

1 month ago

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

2 months ago

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

2 months ago

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

2 months ago

Is losing your mind a hobby?

3 months ago

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

3 months ago

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

3 months ago

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

3 months ago

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

3 months ago

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

3 months ago

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

3 months ago

New year update: losing everything but weight.

3 months ago

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

3 months ago

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

3 months ago

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

3 months ago

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

3 months ago

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

3 months ago

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

3 months ago