26 Funny losing quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

  Commentary:
  "Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘‍♂️🤣🩲"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'd have to walk the plank of shame, Captain Calm is off-duty! ⚓️😅 #LandlubberLife"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize my absence is the ultimate plot twist! 🤣🚪💨 #MissingMeMadness"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

  Commentary:
  "When you're in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃‍♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

  Commentary:
  "Only money thinks it's got that 'I'm irreplaceable' vibe 💸 The rest of you, chill out and grab a snack 🍿😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs reality when you can have a pocket full of unicorns and rainbows instead? 🦄🌈 Embracing the madness like a boss! 😜 #LivingMyBestFantasyLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a cape when you can just fluctuate in weight like a superhero? 💪🍔🏋️‍♂️ Embracing the ultimate power of the scale, one pound at a time! 💥🦸‍♂️ #WeightLossGoals #WeightGainChamp"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you haven't lost all your marbles… yet! Just be careful not to let them roll out through that small hole in the bag – you might need them for a game of mental juggling later!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a true 'losing my religion' moment!🤣 Can you pass the popcorn while I enjoy my front-row seat to their haterade showcase?🍿🕺 #SpotlightStealer"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

  Commentary:
  Parenting: where exhaustion and the dwindling will to live are a package deal! 🤣💤 It's all fun and games until you realize you've been surviving on coffee and sheer determination. 😅 #ParentingLife

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