36 Funny losing quotes

• Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.

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  6 days ago

  90, being, body, body temperature, cold, dieting, humor, losing, loss, temperature, time, weight, weight loss

• Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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  6 days ago

  age, chess, day, degree, dog, feels, frustration, getting, having, humor, international, international law, law, law degree, losing, money, robbery

• Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

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  6 days ago

  boredom, dry, dying, food, frustration, game, gaming, house, humor, hunger, i, keep, loser, losing, phone

• I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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  6 days ago

  attitude, evil, humor, i, losing, love, me, men, personality, remind, self-reflection, sometimes, spark, thinking

• When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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  6 days ago

  advice, ask, help, helpful, humor, i, last, losing, memory, put, question, questions, search, someone, something, where

• I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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  7 days ago

  favorite, frustration, hate, humor, i, live, lose, losing, pen, sarcasm, things, will to live, work

• Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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  7 days ago

  clothing, different, frustration, grief, humor, kind, laundry, losing, stain, tee, white, white tee

• “Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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  1 week ago

  actually, am, chilling, humor, i, losing, losing mind, mind, multitask, relaxation, same, sarcasm, stress, time, yes

• I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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  1 week ago

  achievement, age, aging, am, balance, climbing, comedy, confidence, daily, daily life, feeling, good, got, here, humor, humor about aging, i, leg, life, life perspective, losing, myself, people, perspective, relatability, self-deprecation, skydiving, through, underwear

• I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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  1 week ago

  cool, even, frustration, humor, i, ID, joke, know, landlubber, life, lose, losing, losing cool, me, nautical, sailor, sailor joke, sarcastic, sea, sea life

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