114 Funny lot quotes

• My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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  2 months ago

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• This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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  2 months ago

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• Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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  2 months ago

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• A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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  2 months ago

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• Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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  capable, chew, doing, food, humor, listening, lot, people, things

• I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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  2 months ago

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• You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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  2 months ago

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• Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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  adult, being, debt, finances, humor, little, lot, money, realization, responsibility

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