Funny member quotes

• Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

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  6 days ago

  around, ask, awkwardness, customer, humor, indecision, interaction, member, normal, person, shop, shopping, social, social interaction, something, staff, times, walk, works

• If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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  1 month ago

  coming, even, family, footsteps, humor, member, relationship, speed, stairs, tell, weight

• Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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  2 months ago

  always, distant, distant family member, family, growing, growing up, humor, i, identity, member

• My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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  2 months ago

  anonymity, band, costume, favorite, humor, joke, mask, member, music, Slipknot

• He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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  2 months ago

  activity, death, died, doing, funny activity, gang, gang member, humor, irony, love, member, ticklish, trying

• Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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  5 months ago

  funny observation, gang, gang member, hand, hands, humor, luck, lucky, member, observation, photo, photos, something

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