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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

3 months ago

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

3 months ago

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

3 months ago

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

3 months ago

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

3 months ago

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

3 months ago

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

3 months ago

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

3 months ago

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

3 months ago

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

3 months ago

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

3 months ago

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

3 months ago

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

3 months ago

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

3 months ago

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

3 months ago

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

3 months ago

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

3 months ago

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

3 months ago

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

3 months ago

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

3 months ago