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Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

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Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

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Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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This year, the feliz is not navidading.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

23 shares on Slack this month:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

33 shares on Slack this month:

Viewing everyone’s stories like the morning paper.

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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

Live now on Discord:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Breaking via Reddit:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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