37 Funny message quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

  Commentary:
  Well, if such an app doesn't exist yet, we might need to invent a way to translate "voicemail-ese" into "text-lish"! 📱🗨️💬 Who knows, maybe one day our phones will decode even the most complex voice messages, turning them into text with the accuracy of a bilingual parrot! 🦜🔠🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

  Commentary:
  "Sending a text with a picture is like playing a high-stakes game of virtual charades 📸😅. Waiting for that picture to send feels like being on a suspenseful cliffhanger, only to have your grand reveal fall flat when it finally arrives! 🙈😂 #TextingTroubles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

  Commentary:
  📞 "Isn't it funny how we pretend our phones have a life of their own? 'Sorry, can't make it to the phone right now.' Really? Your phone is out there living its best life without you! 😂 Maybe we should all start leaving voicemails for our phones too, just to keep the communication alive. Who knows, they might start texting us back! 🤳 #PhoneEqualsLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

  Commentary:
  "No worries, I was just marinating in the suspense of waiting for your reply like a fine wine aging to perfection 🍷. Isn't leaving someone on read the modern-day equivalent of a cliffhanger in a soap opera? 🤔 #UnintentionalDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'risky message and ignore phone' strategy – the modern-day equivalent of opening a can of worms and then running away 😂📱. Who needs instant replies when you've got the power of conveniently timed disappearances on your side? Stay mysterious, my friend!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to spark conversations with people is like sending messages into the void and hoping for a reply 🌌 Maybe a little bit of weirdness is just what it takes to get that reply! 🤪💬"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your mom's texts are a proper workout for your attention span! 💊💬 Better refill that Adderall, or you might miss out on vital updates like 'Uncle Bob's cat's dental appointment' 😂 #TextsFromMom"

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