Funny moan quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

  Commentary:
  "Guess even mosquitoes know how to make an impression! 😂🦟💋"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to learn puppy love all over again! 🐶😂 #BarkInsteadOfBite"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the sound of satisfaction would be music to our ears! 🏋️‍♂️💪😂 Who needs a personal trainer when you've got a bedroom enthusiast pushing you to new 'personal bests'?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

  Commentary:
  Seems like they want the cake and eat it, or in this case, complain about the portion size and still enjoy the finger food! 🍰🤭 #SizeMattersButFingersDoItBetter

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the alluring allure of aging gracefully! 💁‍♂️💕 Embrace those sexy groans and let them be music to your ears… and others' too! 😉🎵 #SilverFox"

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