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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Just landed via Discord:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Just landed via Reddit:

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Your opinions are not my business.

Making waves on Messenger:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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Breaking via Snapchat:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Breaking via Reddit:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Trending via Discord:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Spotted on Facebook:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Trending via Slack:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Live now on Pinterest:

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Just shared via WeChat:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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