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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Breaking via Instagram:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Live now on Pinterest:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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75 shares on Instagram this month:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

46 shares on Slack this month:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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I was having a great day, and then, people.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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Overthinkaholic!

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Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

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I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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Just landed via Facebook:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

Trending via WeChat:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Live now on YouTube:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Trending via Discord:

Your opinions are not my business.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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