Funny monster quotes

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025