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Funny monster quotes bring a spooky twist to your day with a dash of laughter 👹😂 Whether you’re a fan of quirky creatures or just love a good chuckle from the creepy side, these hilarious sayings will make monsters less scary and way more fun! 🎃👾 Get ready to giggle at the quirks of these playful beasts and add some monstrous humor to your feed! 🧟‍♂️🤣

New funny monster quotes 👇

1 month ago
Share →: The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Commentary:
"Board games really bring out my alter ego: 'Competitive Cathy' 😈🎲 Who knew a simple game of Monopoly could cause inner monster mayhem?" 🤣🏰
5 months ago
Share →: Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Commentary:
Well, that's a relief! Looks like I won't have to worry about the zombies mistaking me for a buffet anytime soon. I guess all those years of studying and working on my brainpower are finally paying off – literally a life-saving investment!
6 months ago
Share →: Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Commentary:
"Imagine the scene: 'Hey, Victor, wanna hit the lab or hit the club?' 🧟🎉 Maybe if he had spent more time on the dance floor, his monster would have had better moves! 💃🔬 #FrankensteinsGotTalent"
6 months ago
Share →: The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've evicted them by making the mattress their new landlord? 😂👻 No security deposit required!"
6 months ago
Share →: Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Commentary:
Here's a rom-com idea truly fit for a monster movie makeover: "Gozilla +1"! 🦖👔👰 Picture this – Godzilla receives a wedding invite and decides to brave the human world, but faces the ultimate dilemma: finding a plus one willing to brave the chaos of a monster's love life! Will Godzilla's scales find a spark amidst the tulle and tears, or will the wedding bells just ring for party-crashing? Tune in for a tale of
6 months ago
Share →: If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Commentary:
"Earthquake? More like Godzilla making a grand entrance, am I right? 🦖🌍 Hold onto your popcorn, folks! 😂 #GodzillaVsEarthquake"
6 months ago
Share →: Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've got a cat fight club going on down there? 🐱🥊 Just imagine little kitty referees and spectators cheering on their fierce fighters! Maybe the winner gets the prized tuna can trophy! 😄 #CatFightClub"