Funny monster quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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