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Funny monster quotes bring a spooky twist to your day with a dash of laughter πŸ‘ΉπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re a fan of quirky creatures or just love a good chuckle from the creepy side, these hilarious sayings will make monsters less scary and way more fun! πŸŽƒπŸ‘Ύ Get ready to giggle at the quirks of these playful beasts and add some monstrous humor to your feed! πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€£

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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