48 Funny morning routine quotes

• People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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  3 weeks ago

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• Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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  3 weeks ago

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• You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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  3 weeks ago

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• Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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  3 weeks ago

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• Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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  3 weeks ago

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• Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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  3 weeks ago

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