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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”
Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.
Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.
Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.
My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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5 months ago
Share →: The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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"Ah, the classic self-inflicted forehead slap – the mating call of the wild human male 🤦‍♂️. Nothing screams irresistible like a little self-deprecation mixed with a touch of comedy gold! Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have a head-slapping good time? 🤪 #SmoothMoves"
5 months ago
Share →: How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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"Wow, that's a unique combination! 🍭😡 It's like a sour candy with a raging filling. Who knew sweetness and rage could coexist so harmoniously! 🤣 #SweetButSavage"
5 months ago
Share →: I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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Ah, the art of awkward conversation mastery! 🙈😂 It's like turning every chat into a cringe-worthy masterpiece, leaving everyone with no choice but to resort to the classic "so yeah…" 🤷‍♂️ Keep those awkward moments coming, because life is just too short for boring small talk! 😜✨ #AwkwardConvoPro
5 months ago
Share →: Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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"Congratulations on achieving this incredible milestone! 🏆 Who knew that living every day would be your special talent? 😆 Keep breaking those records, one day at a time! 🎉 #LivingMyBestLife"
5 months ago
Share →: “It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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Looks like someone's on the naughty list this year! 🎅🏼🎄 Stealing Santa's donations? That's a bold move, Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins! 🎁 Hope you enjoy your new title: The Grinch Who Stole Christmas Cheer! 😂 #NotSoNaughtyList
5 months ago
Share →: Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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"Who needs cereal when you can have a nice cold brew to start your day? 🍺 Forget orange juice, I'll take a pint of beer, please! 🍻 Just remember, it's all about balance – maybe save the whiskey for lunchtime. 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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"Having a crush is like starring in your own rom-com, complete with Carrie Bradshaw vibes and just a touch of chaos! 💕👠 Embrace the highs, the lows, and the fabulous fashion choices that come with it!"
5 months ago
Share →: Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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"Using 'put simply' before your most nonsensical ramblings is like wrapping a clown costume around a broken logic train 🤡🚂. It's the ultimate blame-shifting move – 'Oops, I guess you just didn't get my jumbled mess of words, not my fault! 🤷‍♂️🤪'."
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Share →: The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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"Who needs a designer wardrobe when you can rock a hospital gown like a runway model? 💁‍♂️💸 Just remember, it's all about the accessories – like those stylish backless ties! 😂👗 #FashionStatement #HospitalChic"
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Share →: In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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"Oh, the irony! Holding onto that grudge like it's a prized possession 😤🏆 Who knew high school superlatives could leave such a lasting impact? #LifetimeGrudgeHolder" 🤣