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Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬
492 Funny need quotes
I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.
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Well, at least now I know where to keep my snacks during awkward conversations! 😂🙈 #Priorities
Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.
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Living life on the edge… or at least on the southpaw side! 🍽️😅🙃
I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.
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Time travel to Friday: where my weekend choices can't roast me! 😂🔄⏳
They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?
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Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing 😂🧄🚶♂️
When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.
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Finally, a gym membership for my brain! Can't wait to skip leg day and just focus on Sudoku squats 🤯🧠🧩💪
Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.
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When your weekend game plan is to become one with the couch 🍕😴🛋️
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
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Imagine a world where silence is golden and shushing librarians are the fierce protectors of peace 🦸♀️🤫… next stop, silent coffee shops? ☕📚
I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.
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Feeling generous until they actually reach out for the 27th time! 😂✉️🙈
Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.
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Pasta doesn't need a window to its soul. I trust the noodles! 🥸🍝🔍