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Can't wait for the next architectural trend: spooky rooftop roommates! 🏰👹
495 Funny need quotes
I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.
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Just holding out for the season finale of Earth to decide if I should start adulting 😂🌍⏳
Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.
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Looks like my heart is ruled by my stomach's emotional support! 🍕❤️😆
The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.
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Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬
I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.
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Well, at least now I know where to keep my snacks during awkward conversations! 😂🙈 #Priorities
Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.
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Living life on the edge… or at least on the southpaw side! 🍽️😅🙃
I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.
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Time travel to Friday: where my weekend choices can't roast me! 😂🔄⏳
They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?
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Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing 😂🧄🚶♂️
When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.
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Finally, a gym membership for my brain! Can't wait to skip leg day and just focus on Sudoku squats 🤯🧠🧩💪
Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.
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When your weekend game plan is to become one with the couch 🍕😴🛋️