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Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Just landed via YouTube:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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Funny option quotes bring a burst of laughter to the world of choices and decisions 😄✨ Whether you’re pondering life’s big moves or just picking your next snack, these witty gems keep things light and entertaining 😂🎉 Ready to smile while exploring the hilarious side of options? Let’s dive into some clever wordplay that turns decision-making into pure fun! 🎈🤪

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58 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

70 shares on Threads this month:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

27 shares on X this month:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

49 shares on X this month:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

Going viral on X:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Just shared via TikTok:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

Just landed via Reddit:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Just landed via Instagram:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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