11 Funny option quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

  Commentary:
  "Thinking clearly? That sounds like a premium feature I forgot to upgrade to! 😂🤔💭"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, negotiating with my Wi-Fi to ghost WhatsApp like it's my ex. 📵🙈😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

  Commentary:
  "When they realize you're not coming back, cue the plot twist they'll talk about for ages! 🍿🎬 #DramaQueenExit"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

  Commentary:
  🌟 Ah, the eternal struggle of wanting the benefits of Ozempic but not quite ready to commit to the whole strict diet and exercise routine. 🍔🏋️‍♂️ Maybe there's a mysterious third option involving magical chocolate that burns calories while you eat it? 🍫✨ Or perhaps a gym where the weights lift themselves? 💪😅 Oh, the search for that elusive shortcut continues! 🕵️‍♂️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone took the term 'cringe-worthy' to a whole new level! 🤦‍♂️😂 Can we get a special category for 'Epic Fail' next time, please? 🙏🚫 #YouTubeStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'healthy' diet move – ordering a buffalo chicken quesadilla and calling it a 'healthy option'. 🌶️🧀😂 Who knew that cheesy goodness could be seen as a diet food! Keep up the good work, gentlemen, you're really nailing this whole healthy eating thing! 🍗🥑🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

  Commentary:
  When you realize making the right choices is actually a possibility 🤯💡 Who knew adulting could come with options?! 😂 #DecisionsDecisions

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 'buy one, get one body free' deal! 🛍️💃 Who wouldn't love to upgrade their wardrobe *and* their figure in one go? 😄💁‍♂️ #FashionForwardThinking"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe left for easy mode, swipe right for hard mode! 🔄📶 Who knew dating could be so challenging? Maybe there's a secret cheat code somewhere… 🕵️‍♂️💔 #DatingDilemmas"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

  Commentary:
  "If life gives you lemons, ask for chocolate! 🍫🔪 The ultimate sweet escape from the bitter end! 😄 #DeathByChocolateGoals"

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