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"Ah, the classic dilemma of every child: balancing honesty with preserving your parents' peace of mind ๐คฅ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ Just remember, they probably have a sixth sense for detecting fibs! Proceed with caution ๐ #ParentalTruthsAndLies"
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- What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?
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- When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
- I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.
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"Well, well, well… Parents, the ultimate experts on all things 'You'. ๐ง๐ช Don't they know you better than you know yourself? ๐ค Time to add 'mind-reader' to their resumes! ๐คฃ #ParentalPerceptions #TheyGotThis" -
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"Ah, the power of a crying baby as the ultimate 'get out of socializing' card! ๐ ๐ถ Sorry, folks, duty calls! #ParentingPerks"
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- If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.
- Iโm at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.
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