120 Funny patience quotes

• Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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  1 week ago

  back, bro, casual, communication, humor, just, patience, playful, puzzle, reassurance, relationship, right, shell, working, worry

• Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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  2 weeks ago

  day, end, end of day, frustration, humor, impatience, joke, left, much, patience, sarcasm, time, why

• Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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  2 weeks ago

  fine, geology, humor, patience, rocks, sarcasm, science, things, time

• The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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  2 weeks ago

  day, frustration, handed, humor, i, impatience, joke, left, patience, sarcasm, taking, too, waiting

• Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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  2 weeks ago

  40s, close, day, everyday, everyday struggle, finding, gold, hot, hot day, humor, luck, parking, patience, relatable, shade, spot, struggle, summer

• Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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  2 weeks ago

  attitude, Friday, Funny, humor, mood, nothing, patience, smile, smiling, week

• Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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  2 weeks ago

  breathing, breathing competition, call, communication, competition, humor, interaction, me, number, numbers, patience, phone, phone call, sarcasm, social, social interaction, talk, unknown, unknown number, waiting, welcome

• When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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  2 weeks ago

  blame, car, car joke, driving, fault, humor, i, joke, little, me, patience, people, rage, right, road, road humor, road rage, sarcastic, slow, traffic

• I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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  2 weeks ago

  daily, daily life, determination, drive, driveway, family, flipping, humor, i, life, patience, perseverance, pull, radio, radio station, relationship, station, stations, still, through, wife, wish

• Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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  2 weeks ago

  around, humor, patience, patience test, sarcasm, situation, social, social situation, something, test, too, witnesses

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