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2 months ago
Share →: If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Commentary:
"Patience is key! Good things come to those who wait… and wait… and wait! 😅🔧⏳"
2 months ago
Share →: Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Commentary:
"Let's hope your dance moves are worth the wait! 🕺💃😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Commentary:
Looks like someone is brewing their revenge stew with a sprinkle of procrastination! ⏳⚔️ Better watch your back, their revenge might be slow-cooked but it's definitely coming your way! 🤣 #RevengeIsBestServedCold
4 months ago
Share →: After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'rebooting the face' process! Just like a computer needing a restart after a major glitch 😂💄💁‍♀️. Who knew mastering the art of perfecting a resting b***h face could be so time-consuming? 😏⏰ #BeautyStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Commentary:
Ah, the versatile hobby of fake smiling – a true masterpiece in the art of social interactions 😬🤐 Nothing like perfecting that "I'm totally listening" expression while mentally drafting your grocery list or plotting your escape route 🏃‍♂️💭 It's all about striking that delicate balance between looking engaged and suppressing the urge to scream internally 😂 #MasterOfDisguise #SocialSurvivalSkills
5 months ago
Share →: My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's last straw got an extension! Who knew they were offering upgrades in exasperation these days?"
5 months ago
Share →: Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Commentary:
"Marriage tip #1: Forget the fancy dinners and long walks on the beach, true love is revealed when the Wi-Fi signal is weak. If they can handle slow internet without losing their cool, they might just be a keeper! 💻💔"
5 months ago
Share →: Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Commentary:
"Tick tock, tick tock – here's to counting down the minutes, the hours, and the decades until that sweet freedom from work finally arrives. Hang in there, you're almost there… in a mere 6 hours, 45 minutes, and a whole lot of patience!"
5 months ago
Share →: God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Commentary:
"God, I know good things come to those who wait, but a little update on the shipping status of my soulmate wouldn't hurt, right? Just want to make sure they're not lost in transit!"
5 months ago
Share →: My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate superpower of grocery store frustration! With great power comes great exasperation, as our hero faces the daunting challenge of choosing the slowest line every time. Who needs invisibility or flying when you have the uncanny ability to attract long queues like a magnet? Saving the day, one agonizingly slow checkout at a time!"