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Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasnโ€™t for them.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who donโ€™t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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