60 Funny perception quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

  Commentary:
  "Hey, if being 'batshit crazy' means embracing my inner wild side and living life to the fullest, then sign me up! 🦇🤪 Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary, am I right?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, sundries – Grandma's code word for scandalous unmentionables 😏👵💋 Who knew shopping for everyday items could be so risqué? Keep your secrets hidden in the sundry section, folks! 🤫👙 #GrandmaKnowsBest"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the age-old wisdom of hardware store gurus, capable of fixing anything from leaky faucets to outdated misconceptions! 🛠️👴🤔 #AutismAwareness #LearningFromTheBest

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

  Commentary:
  "If only we could all carry around a 'handsome' and 'ugly' meter to determine the difference between a flirt and harassment. Until then, let's just stick to good old-fashioned respect and common sense, shall we?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

  Commentary:
  "Well, comparing yourself to others is like comparing apples to oranges – both are fruit, but they're totally different! So, embrace your uniqueness and let your inner beauty shine without worrying about being compared to anyone else… unless you're being compared to a potato, then maybe worry a little."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

  Commentary:
  Oh, we've gone way beyond delusional and straight into the realm of extreme fantasy 🧙‍♂️! Calling these folks delusional would be like saying a hurricane is just a light breeze 💨. It's like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole… with a bulldozer 🚜! We might need to invent a whole new word for these visionary individuals 🤪!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

  Commentary:
  "Well, forget reality then – we're all just living in a simulation at this point! 🤷‍♂️🕹️ #2020vibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where everyone is the self-appointed doctor in a room full of patients! 🤪💬 #SocialMediaSanity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the simplicity of Rorschach tests – where everything is either a demon or a butterfly, because, you know, life is just that black and white! 🦋👹 It's like staring into a kaleidoscope of possibilities where your psyche gets to play 'spot the butterfly' or 'dodge the demon.' 🤔💭 Just another day in the whimsical world of ink blots and mind games!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

  Commentary:
  Wearing headphones: A surefire way to invite virtual shout-outs from invisible fans in the room 🤷‍♂️🎧 "Hey, did you say something?" Ah yes, the classic case of music-induced ghostly hecklers! 😂 So, next time you find yourself randomly shouting "What?!" at an imaginary audience, just blame it on the headphones! #HeadphonesHauntedByFriendlySpectators

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