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Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Making waves on TikTok:

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

Just landed via Instagram:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

Going viral on YouTube:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Icarus loved hot wings.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Breaking via WeChat:

Alexa, mute my children.

Breaking via Slack:

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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Funny persistence quotes

Funny persistence quotes bring a smile 😄 while reminding us to never give up 💪. They turn the struggle into a laugh 😂 and make bouncing back feel like a fun game 🎉. When life throws curveballs, these witty words keep you motivated and entertained at the same time 🎯. Ready to power through with a grin? Let’s dive into some hilarious persistence vibes! 🚀

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2 weeks ago
Share →: The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Commentary:
"Zero likes? That's just me having a private conversation with my biggest fan! 🤣🗣️ #SelfieSupport"
2 months ago
Share →: Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Commentary:
"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."
4 months ago
Share →: Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're consistent in your journey from the bottom! 😂 Keep aiming high, you'll get there eventually! 🚀 #PerseveranceGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, folks! 👴🏼👑 Prince Charles proves that dreams don't have an expiry date, they just mature like fine wine. 🍷 Keep dreaming, keep believing, and who knows, maybe one day you'll also be ruling a kingdom in your golden years! 🤣🌟"
6 months ago
Share →: Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of a modern human – the irresistible urge to refresh a page as if it holds the secret to all life's answers. 🔄💥 "Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page" – a battle as epic as any Greek myth, starring us mere mortals and our relentless pursuit of new content! 🤣🔁 #RefreshingStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Commentary:
🌿💬 "Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive – watch out, they might just be practicing their silent treatment skills! 🌱💁‍♂️ #PlantDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Commentary:
"Feeling optimistic? 🌟 Don't worry, life has a surplus of surprises lined up just for you! 🎁 Remember, disappointment is just another way of life saying 'plot twist'! 🔄 Keep marching on, your next letdown could be just around the corner! 🚶‍♂️💔"
6 months ago
Share →: If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Commentary:
"No need to worry about failing – just keep trying until your failure is scientifically verified! 📊🤓 Failing repeatedly is just part of the process, right? 😂 #StatisticallySignificantFailures"

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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Just shared via Telegram:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Live now on Facebook:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Just landed via Threads:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Just landed via Instagram:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Spotted on Messenger:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Spotted on Slack:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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