Funny personal care quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

  Commentary:
  "Unless you're aiming for a new personal best in the 'Decathlon of Smells'! 😅🏃‍♂️💨"#KeepYourArmsAtEase

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to buy deodorant when you have a magical aura that makes people want to gift it to you? 😂✨ Talk about spreading good vibes – and good scents – wherever you go! 🎁🌸#DeodorizeMePlease"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, dirty hair, clean heart! 💁‍♀️✨ Embrace the messy bun and let your inner fabulousness shine through, regardless of what those unruly thoughts may say! 🌟 #BadHairDayConfidence"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the untold thoughts of a dental hygienist! 🦷💭 It seems like your nose hair might be getting a little too cozy up there. Next time, maybe a preemptive trim can save you from a nose hair braiding session at the dentist's office! 😂👃 #NoseHairAdventures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the magical transformative powers of a good hair wash! 💆‍♀️💕 Who knew that clean hair held the key to unlocking love and being loved? 😂 Your radiance now shines from your freshly washed locks, attracting all the love and positive energy your way! 🌟 Embrace this newfound love-ready persona and let your hair flow freely in the wind of romance! 💖💇‍♀️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical allure of a new deodorant scent! 💫✨ Just think of it as a mysterious, seductive companion accompanying you on your daily adventures. 😏 Who says romance is dead when you've got a sexy stranger lurking in your armpits! 🕵️‍♂️💃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the brief joy of smooth legs! Enjoy those 7 minutes and 34 seconds of pure bliss before the stubble rebellion begins! 😂✨ #JustShavedLegsStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

  Commentary:
  "Dear deodorant manufacturers, if your product really lasts 72 hours, does that mean I can hibernate for 3 days and still smell fresh? 🤔 Meanwhile, my bus ride feels like a never-ending aroma adventure thanks to your 'long-lasting' promise! 🚌🤢 #PublicTransportStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your neighbor has upgraded from brushing her teeth to hosting a rave party in her mouth! 🦷🕺🎉 Maybe it's the latest high-tech toothbrush that also doubles as a DJ booth? 🎶😂 Just don't be surprised if you start hearing toothbrush remixes booming through the walls! 🎶🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet, refreshing sensation of deodorant post-shave – a true wake-up call for the armpits! 💪🪒 Who knew that feeling alive could involve a spritz of freshness and a smooth shave? It's the little things in life, folks! 😄 #ArmpitAwakening"

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