19 Funny personal care quotes

• Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

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  2 months ago

  care, deodorant, humor, hygiene, key, perfume, personal, personal care, shower, wordplay

• Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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  2 months ago

  accessory, beauty, care, daily, daily routine, fashion, feeling, forgetting, humor, jewelry, literally, perfume, personal, personal care, put, routine, worst

• Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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  2 months ago

  48, 48 hours, care, challenge, deodorant, hours, humor, hygiene, just, mean, personal, personal care, smell

• Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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  2 months ago

  48, 48 hours, care, challenge, deodorant, hours, humor, hygiene, just, mean, personal, personal care

• Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, buy, care, complete, deodorant, gift, give, humor, i, just, me, need, never, people, personal, personal care, situation, sometimes, strangers

• Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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  2 months ago

  advice, care, cleanliness, confidence, hair, humor, just, listen, personal, personal care, self-image, thoughts, true, yourself

• My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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  2 months ago

  bet, care, dental, dental hygienist, dentist, dentist visit, grooming, guys, hair, humor, hygienist, i, nose, nose hair, personal, personal care, thinking, visit

• Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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  2 months ago

  again, am, capable, care, confidence, hair, humor, i, lovable, love, loving, personal, personal care, self-care, transformation

• Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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  2 months ago

  anytime, around, care, confidence, day, deodorant, following, humor, i, me, personal, personal care, scent, sexy, stranger, switch

• I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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  2 months ago

  amazing, amazing feeling, back, before, care, feel, feeling, growing, growth, hair, hair growth, humor, i, just, leg, legs, man, minutes, next, personal, personal care, seconds, self-care, shaved, shaved leg, time

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