Funny personal care quotes

Don't listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn't washed. It's just not true.

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing "72h" on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I'm still alive.

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025