Funny quotes personal care

Funny personal care quotes

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

4 weeks ago

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

3 months ago

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

3 months ago

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

3 months ago

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

3 months ago

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

3 months ago

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

3 months ago

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

3 months ago

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

3 months ago