Funny phase quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew eternal bliss had an upgrade option! 😍🤣💍✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: The 'light at the end of the tunnel' is just the fridge bulb. 🍕😂 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

  Commentary:
  "Clubbing is like avocados – some people can't get enough, while others are just waiting to be guac-free! 🥑🕺 #PhaseOfTheNight"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the endless string of 'whys' from a toddler – a surefire way to test your knowledge and patience! 🤔👶 Embracing the 'why' phase is like staring into the vast abyss of curiosity, with only your wits and Google to guide you! 😂🔍 #EndlessInquiries #ToddlerWisdom"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs small talk when you can fast-track to the block button! 🚫😂 #StraightToThePoint"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

  Commentary:
  🐻💤 "I am physically, mentally, and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life… hibernation. Time to channel my inner bear and embrace the art of cozying up and snoozing through life's challenges!" 😉✨ #HibernateAndChill

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