277 Funny phone quotes

• Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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  3 weeks ago

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• If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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  3 weeks ago

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