277 Funny phone quotes

• The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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  3 weeks ago

  adult, daily, daily life, glasses, head, humor, keys, knees, life, phone, priorities, responsibility, version, wallet

• Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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  3 weeks ago

  bacon, call, communication, love, media, nostalgia, phone, remember, social, social media, someone, tell

• Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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  3 weeks ago

  advice, avoid, avoid calls, bill, bill collector, calls, collector, funny advice, humor, phone, phone bill

• It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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  3 weeks ago

  beautiful, humor, morning, observation, people, phone, phones, technology, walking

• Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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  3 weeks ago

  balance, child, fails, humor, i, multitasking, parent, parenting, parenting fails, phone, photo, picture, sleeping, times

• Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, away, call, communication, distance, ever, friendship, humor, just, me, need, need me, phone, phone call, remember, reminder, text, texts, unread, unread text

• Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

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  3 weeks ago

  admit, bring, buried, clutter, digital, digital mess, front, great, humor, i, library, mess, organization, phone, phone use, photo, photo library, screenshot, screenshots, system, taking, tech, tech humor

• I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

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  3 weeks ago

  battery, charged, charging, daily, daily life, humor, i, lay, lazy, life, phone, procrastination, relatable, suck, taking, technology

• Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

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  3 weeks ago

  accidental, accidental photo, accidentally, camera, embarrassment, faster, humor, me, nothing, phone, phone camera, photo, selfie, surprise, technology, turning

• Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

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  3 weeks ago

  animal, answering, cat, cats, communication, greeting, humor, Japanese, phone, pun

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