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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.
2 months ago
Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.
2 months ago
The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.
3 months ago
There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.
3 months ago
I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.
3 months ago
Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.
3 months ago
If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.
3 months ago