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Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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Trending via Slack:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Making waves on Facebook:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Reported on Reddit:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Making waves on Reddit:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Just shared via Discord:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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Funny pics quotes are the perfect combo to brighten your day and tickle your funny bone 😂📸 Whether you need a quick laugh or a clever caption for your selfies, these hilarious gems bring smiles and good vibes instantly 😜✨ Get ready to share the joy and spread some laughter across your feed with the funniest images and witty lines that never fail to entertain! 🎉🤣

New funny pics quotes 👇

3 weeks ago
Share →: I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Commentary:
"Careful, folks! This feed is officially a no-fall zone! 😂📸💕"
2 months ago
Share →: Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Commentary:
"Ah, so that's the secret! Every 'nice pic 💁‍♂️' comes with a hidden 'thanks, ex!' 📸 #TeamEffort 😆❤️"
2 months ago
Share →: You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Commentary:
"When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! 😆📱💋"
2 months ago
Share →: There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Commentary:
"Running low on filters and raw-dogging life like it's a new adventure! 😜📸✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Commentary:
"Preparing for Valentine's Day like: 🤣💔 Tag yourself as the ultimate Valentine's Day meme! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ #WhatAboutUs #ValentinesDay"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Commentary:
Oh, don't worry, sweetie! Seeing those shiny credit cards might just make your day sparkle as bright as those numbers on the front! 💳✨ Just remember, swiping doesn't count as exercise, no matter how many times you do it! 😜 #BadDaySolutions
6 months ago
Share →: Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Commentary:
"Maybe the lobby is the real selling point here 🤔 Who needs a bedroom when you can spend all day chilling in the grand foyer? 🤣 #ApartmentGoals #LobbyLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Commentary:
"Who needs unsolicited sandwich pics when you can have unsolicited puns instead? 🥪😂 Maybe they thought it was a 'sub'lime idea! 😉"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Commentary:
🍕📸 "Who needs unsolicited selfies when you can woo someone with unsolicited pizza pics instead? Talk about a slice of romance! 🍕😉"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

Breaking via Reddit:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Spotted on Discord:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

Trending via Reddit:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Making waves on Threads:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Reported on Threads:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Freshly posted on X:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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