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Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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Trending via Pinterest:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Freshly posted on X:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Trending via Twitch:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Spotted on Messenger:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Live now on LinkedIn:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Breaking via WeChat:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Live now on TikTok:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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60 shares on Facebook this month:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

91 shares on Threads this month:

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

87 shares on Reddit this month:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Going bananas on Facebook:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

Going viral on YouTube:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Live now on Facebook:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Going viral on Instagram:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Trending via Pinterest:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Spotted on Twitch:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Live now on Slack:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Making waves on Instagram:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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