Funny pieces quotes

• What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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  7 days ago

  advice, beginner, getting, information, just, knowledge, learning, pieces, somebody

• Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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  1 week ago

  chop, chopping, cooking, crispy, delicious, food, foreplay, great, humor, i, joke, oven, peel, peeling, pieces, roast, roasting, where

• I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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  2 weeks ago

  before, carb, carbs, cut, decision, diet, eating, food, humor, joke, pieces, smaller

• Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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  3 weeks ago

  anxiety, communication, crazy, garbage, going, jail, letter, mail, pieces, reply, straight

• A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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  3 weeks ago

  accidentally, action, action comedy, assembly, bedroom, bedroom set, chan, comedy, complete, end, fight, fight scene, furniture, humor, IKEA, jackie, Jackie Chan, Malm, pieces, scene, set, warehouse, where

• I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

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  3 weeks ago

  amazing, downhill, events, humor, i, love, Olympic, piece, pieces, sliding, sport, winter, Winter Olympic, winter sport, wood

• My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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  3 weeks ago

  away, chess, eating, every, humor, look away, pieces, strategy, time

• I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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  3 weeks ago

  attitude, defiance, humor, i, illusion, pieces, shattering, smash, smashing, want

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