Funny pieces quotes

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Mail is crazy because it's like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don't reply to you're going to jail.

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he's in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he's accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025