Funny quotes pieces

Funny pieces quotes

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

3 months ago

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

3 months ago

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

3 months ago

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

3 months ago