12 Funny plane quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

  Commentary:
  Counting down the days until my job launches me into vacation mode like I'm boarding a one-way flight to Paradise! ✈️🏝️😅

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question of linguistic mastery in Boston! 🤔🇺🇸 Apparently, in Beantown, speaking English is more of a creative interpretation! 😂✈️🗣️ #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

  Commentary:
  👏😂 Ah, the thrill of victorious clapping upon safely touching ground, as if we've just witnessed a legendary feat! Society has granted us permission once more to indulge in this quirky tradition – so let the applause soar as high as the airplane did! Who knew a simple descent could ignite such excitement? Let the claps fly! ✈️👏

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've found the real MVP of air travel – the open mouth cougher! 🤧✈️ Who knew a simple 'ah-choo' could have such power over flight delays? 😂 #FlightEtiquette #HoldTheFlight"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the mile-high smoking lounge! Because nothing says 'taking flight' quite like a nicotine fix with a side of fresh air…or turbulence. ✈️🚬 Just remember to buckle up your seatbelt and hold onto your ashtray! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

  Commentary:
  Babies crying on planes: the ultimate protest against becoming in-flight meals! 🍼✈️ Don't worry little ones, you're on the menu for attention and cuddles, not for the airplane dinner service! 😄#BabyProblems #FlyingDilemma

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's clapping career just took a nosedive! 👏✈️😱 #ClapFail"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic in-flight entertainment experience: a silent movie marathon with a mystery plot only decipherable through your neighbor's reactions 🍿✈️ #SkyHighConfusion"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let me just put on my pilot's hat and make sure we reach our destination in one piece! 🧳✈️ #FlightAttendantGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, airlines be like: 'You want to join us up in the sky? That'll be your firstborn child, please.' 🛩️💸 I mean, I'll bring my own snacks and a playlist – just tell me what's fair game here."

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