11 Funny plane quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question of linguistic mastery in Boston! 🤔🇺🇸 Apparently, in Beantown, speaking English is more of a creative interpretation! 😂✈️🗣️ #LostInTranslation"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

  Commentary:
  👏😂 Ah, the thrill of victorious clapping upon safely touching ground, as if we've just witnessed a legendary feat! Society has granted us permission once more to indulge in this quirky tradition – so let the applause soar as high as the airplane did! Who knew a simple descent could ignite such excitement? Let the claps fly! ✈️👏

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've found the real MVP of air travel – the open mouth cougher! 🤧✈️ Who knew a simple 'ah-choo' could have such power over flight delays? 😂 #FlightEtiquette #HoldTheFlight"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the mile-high smoking lounge! Because nothing says 'taking flight' quite like a nicotine fix with a side of fresh air…or turbulence. ✈️🚬 Just remember to buckle up your seatbelt and hold onto your ashtray! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

  Commentary:
  Babies crying on planes: the ultimate protest against becoming in-flight meals! 🍼✈️ Don't worry little ones, you're on the menu for attention and cuddles, not for the airplane dinner service! 😄#BabyProblems #FlyingDilemma

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's clapping career just took a nosedive! 👏✈️😱 #ClapFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic in-flight entertainment experience: a silent movie marathon with a mystery plot only decipherable through your neighbor's reactions 🍿✈️ #SkyHighConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let me just put on my pilot's hat and make sure we reach our destination in one piece! 🧳✈️ #FlightAttendantGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, airlines be like: 'You want to join us up in the sky? That'll be your firstborn child, please.' 🛩️💸 I mean, I'll bring my own snacks and a playlist – just tell me what's fair game here."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

  Commentary:
  "Still searching for that special someone who will show me the same level of dedication as those eager passengers who pop out of their seats the MOMENT the plane touches down. 🛬✈️ #RelationshipGoals #PatienceIsAVirtue"

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