14 funny plane quotes - Wordgag ツ

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Feb 2, 2026

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

Jan 31, 2026

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Jan 30, 2026

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Jan 28, 2026

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Jan 28, 2026

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Jan 22, 2026

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Jan 21, 2026

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Jan 21, 2026

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Jan 21, 2026

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Jan 21, 2026

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Jan 21, 2026

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Jan 20, 2026

Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

Jan 19, 2026

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Jan 18, 2026