11 Funny plane quotes

Funny plane quotes elevate the humor of air travel with a touch of wit. ✈️😄 From playful jabs about in-flight experiences to witty observations about the ups and downs of flying, these quotes bring a smile to your journey. Buckle up and enjoy the comedic turbulence of life at 30,000 feet! ✈️😄

2 months ago
View →: Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”
4 months ago
View →: It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.
4 months ago
View →: If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.
4 months ago
View →: They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.
5 months ago
View →: Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.
5 months ago
View →: Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”
5 months ago
View →: Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.
5 months ago
View →: I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.
5 months ago
View →: Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.
5 months ago
View →: Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.
5 months ago
View →: I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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