14 Funny plane quotes

• Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

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  2 months ago

  feel, motivation, plane, plane ticket, quitting, remember, reminder, ticket, tickets, times, tired, tiring, travel, work

• Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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  2 months ago

  Boston, English, humor, kid, little, misunderstanding, mom, plane, speak, travel

• It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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  2 months ago

  acceptable, again, aviation, clap, humor, landing, plane, reactions, socially, socially acceptable, travel

• If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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  cougher, flight, flight delay, hold, humor, joke, mouth, open, open mouth, plane, travel, waiting

• They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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  2 months ago

  airline, cigarette, funny idea, humor, idea, people, plane, section, should, smoking, suggestion, travel, where, wing

• Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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  around, baby, being, course, cry, eaten, flying, humor, plane, understanding

• Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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  2 months ago

  applaud, before, boo, crash, guy, humor, irony, pilot, plane, reaction, right

• Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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  2 months ago

  audio, boredom, entertainment, going, hour, humor, misunderstanding, movie, over, plane, seatmate, thanks, understanding, watching

• I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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  2 months ago

  flying, humor, i, irony, people, plane, safely, sarcasm, say, travel

• Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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  2 months ago

  cost, expensive, give, going, humor, irony, just, me, plane, plane ticket, ride, ticket, transportation, travel

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