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Funny planets quotes

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

4 weeks ago

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

2 months ago

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

2 months ago

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

3 months ago

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

3 months ago

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

3 months ago

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

3 months ago