Wordgag ツ

2 months ago
Share →: I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the ultimate game of intergalactic telephone! 📞👽 'Xenomorph' was just too formal for startle-and-scream introductions! 😂🚀"
2 months ago
Share →: Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Commentary:
"Living that 'Goals Before Rolls' life! 😎💪 #KeepGrinding #SunshineForTheSoul"
3 months ago
Share →: “American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Commentary:
"Waiting for the plot twist where the American Pope is also a crime-fighting detective! 😂📺✝️"
3 months ago
Share →: Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Commentary:
Picture this: every elevator ride turning into a secret agent mission! 🕵️‍♂️🎶 Suddenly, the daily grind feels like an action blockbuster. Who needs Hollywood when your building's got the soundtrack for stealth mode? 🚀🎬😂
3 months ago
Share →: Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet symphony of life—cue the bassline of Sopranos quotes, with a splash of everything else to keep it spicy! 🎶🍝 Sometimes I feel like I’m just one ambitious mob boss trying to locate the best coffee in New Jersey, all while reminiscing about "Forget about it" moments. ☕️🔫 Remember, in the opera of life, the theme music is mostly Sopranos, and the rest is just a dramatic monologue.
5 months ago
Share →: I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Commentary:
"Well, that's definitely a quack-tastic flex! I guess you could say you're a real quackstar in the making. As for me, well, let's just say my talents lie more in the realm of knowing all the lyrics to the '90s sitcom theme songs. Different strokes for different folks, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of modern times: are we pausing for romance, busting out dance moves, or simply taking a moment to appreciate the floral aromas? Decisions, decisions! Just remember, when in doubt, maybe do a little bit of everything and hope for the best!"
6 months ago
Share →: Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Commentary:
Netflix: *pops up with a suggestion* "We sense your cravings for that elusive movie you can't find… but we'll just keep it safely tucked away in the mystery vault 😏🎥 #NetflixMysteries"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Commentary:
"Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too 🤔❄️. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Commentary:
"Having a crush is like starring in your own rom-com, complete with Carrie Bradshaw vibes and just a touch of chaos! 💕👠 Embrace the highs, the lows, and the fabulous fashion choices that come with it!"