46 Funny preference quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

  Commentary:
  "Go with the flow they said 🌊… until it's past 9 pm 🌙 or there's parallel parking involved 🚗. Then suddenly I'm the captain of Team Resistance! ⛔ Who knew our 'flow' had a curfew and parking issues? 😅 #FlowIssues #ParkingNightmares"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite color is money.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

  Commentary:
  "Carrots: the silent danger lurking in your salad bowl 🥕 Donuts: always ready to sweetly embrace you 🍩 Choose your snacks wisely, folks! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, sex is cool and all, but have you ever sunk your teeth into a warm, buttery slice of garlic bread? 🤤 Now, that's true satisfaction right there! Who needs romantic shenanigans when you have carbs this delicious to fuel your soul? 🍞😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, it seems this person is only accepting the most essential conversations! 🥪 Better be prepared with two slices of bread and some cured pork before attempting to engage with them. Who knew a ham sandwich could be the key to unlocking intriguing discussions? 🤔😂 #SandwichTalksOnly

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs horsepower when you can have lunch power? 🚚🍔 Trade in your sports car for a food truck and win hearts with every meal! 🏎️❌🌮 #StreetEats"

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