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4 months ago
Share →: That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between responsibility and the allure of the warm, cozy bed. It's a tough decision – do you face the world with your hair brushed and teeth cleaned, or do you embrace the dramatics and call in "sick" to work, only to spend the day binge-watching your favorite show? Decisions, decisions… morning dilemmas at their finest!
4 months ago
Share →: Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Commentary:
"Ah, a modern-day nature lover embracing the joys of indoor gardening! An admirable dedication to cultivation, with a strong focus on growing a healthy bond with your favorite TV shows. Remember to water yourself with some snacks and bask in the sunlight of entertainment. Keep blooming and thriving, dear plant enthusiast!"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're not ignoring calls, you're just engaging in a staring contest with them? Well, I guess that's one way to assert your dominance over your phone!
4 months ago
Share →: You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, skipping dusting isn't just laziness, it's a way to keep your loved ones safe. Who knows, that dusty shelf might just be a distant cousin waiting to make a surprise appearance!"
4 months ago
Share →: I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare creature who finds work as fascinating as binge-watching Netflix. If only we could all be so easily entertained by spreadsheets and emails. Perhaps we should all take a lesson from this work enthusiast and learn to appreciate the art of procrastination… I mean, productivity."
4 months ago
Share →: Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless struggle of doing nothing! It's a never-ending quest with no clear finish line in sight. Just when you think you've mastered the art of doing nothing, you realize that there's always more nothing to be done. It's a true test of patience and perseverance, with the ultimate reward being… well, nothing!"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of computer stubbornness – the more you rush them, the more they dig in their digital heels and slow down! It's like they're saying, 'Oh, you think you can rush me? Watch me take my sweet time now!' Just remember, patience is a virtue even in the digital world!"
4 months ago
Share →: Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic holiday dilemma: trading one mess for another in the name of festive cheer! Who needs a spotless house when you can have a beautifully chaotic display of holiday decorations instead? It's the perfect excuse to put off cleaning and embrace the merry madness of the season!
5 months ago
Share →: If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Commentary:
🏆🏠 "If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me." Now that's what you call next-level homebody skills! Who needs a trophy when you've mastered the art of staying comfy at home? 😂 #HomebodyChampion
5 months ago
Share →: It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Commentary:
"Confession time: Saying good night but staying up? I'm the real MVP of fake bedtime routines! 🦉🛌 #NightOwlSecrets"