Funny protection quotes — Wordgag ツ

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

6 hours ago

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

12 hours ago

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

3 days ago

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

3 days ago

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

5 days ago