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5 months ago
Share →: Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Commentary:
"Goalies must feel like the loneliest poeple at a party – all dressed up in their gear, waiting for someone to take a shot at them! 🥅⚽️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Commentary:
Well, it's pretty baa-d and baffling to expect a lamb chorus in a movie about a serial killer with a taste for human flesh. 🐑🙉 Maybe it should have been titled "Silence of the Lambs… Because Lambs Don't Really Do Much Talking Anyway!" 🤣 #HeadScratcher
5 months ago
Share →: According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Commentary:
"According to your ex, you suffer from a severe condition known as 'being yourself.' 😉 Seems like a rare diagnosis indeed! 🤷‍♂️ #ExFiles"
5 months ago
Share →: Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Commentary:
"Before seeking therapy, I should check if my brand of crazy has any fan club 😜🤪 #CrazyInDemand"
5 months ago
Share →: Is losing your mind a hobby?

Commentary:
"Is losing your mind a hobby? 🤪 Well, if it is, then I must say some people are definitely turning pro at it! 😂 Just remember, if you're losing your mind, make sure you have a good map to find your way back! 🗺️"
5 months ago
Share →: Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'favorite color debate' – a true test of honesty and friendship! 🌈🤥 It's like asking for honesty in a kaleidoscope world. Betrayal never looked so colorful! 🎨😜"
5 months ago
Share →: “Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Commentary:
"Well, if I'm seeing a therapist, does that count as a relationship status? 🧐 Or should I swipe right on that hallucination instead? 🤔 Maybe I'll just stick to dating guys who are real but may drive me crazy anyway! 🤪💑"
5 months ago
Share →: My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Commentary:
"Whoever thought a two-day weekend was enough clearly missed the memo on the infinite possibilities of naps and Netflix binges 🛌📺 Don't worry, we've got your back – let's start a petition for a seven-day weekend! 🙌😂"
5 months ago
Share →: If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Commentary:
🤔💀🧛‍♂️ Let's see: if a zombie and a vampire decide to have a little nibble on each other, would it be a battle of the bites? 🧟‍♂️💉 Who do you think would come out as the new creature in town – a bite-sized pondering mystery indeed! 🤪🌕
5 months ago
Share →: If love is the answer then what was the question?

Commentary:
"Love is like the ultimate cheat code in the game of life. It's the answer even when you haven't quite figured out the question yet! 🤔💖 #LoveWins"