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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

3 months ago

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

3 months ago

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

3 months ago

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

3 months ago

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

3 months ago

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

3 months ago

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

3 months ago

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

3 months ago

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

3 months ago

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

3 months ago

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

3 months ago

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

3 months ago

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

3 months ago

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

3 months ago

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

3 months ago

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

3 months ago

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

3 months ago

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

3 months ago

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

3 months ago

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

3 months ago