329 Funny relaxation quotes

• Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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• Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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  2 weeks ago

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• It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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• Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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  2 weeks ago

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• They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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  2 weeks ago

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• I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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