Commentary:
Oh, so you're the zoo's wild card, huh? 🦁🐒 Better keep a close eye on this one, folks! Don't let them near the keys to the cages or we might have a real-life Animal Kingdom situation on our hands! 🗝️🦓🐍🤪 #AnimalLiberationAtAnyCost
Funny release quotes
My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.
Commentary:
"Who knew that becoming a spider relocation specialist was the key to making new friends? 🕷️🏡 Now your house spiders are networking while your friends are calling exterminators! Talk about social mobility in the arachnid world! 🕸️😄"
The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.
Commentary:
"Looks like she's got the ultimate power move under her dusting gloves! 💸💃 Bet those before and after pics could start a bidding war among the cleanliness-challenged. Who knew tidying up could double as a side hustle? 😉🧹 #CleaningQueen #SecretWeapon"
Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.
Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have burgers to fill that gap in your heart…and stomach? 🍔❤️ Go ahead, get that extra patty and release all that pent-up hunger, one delicious bite at a time!" 😋