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Funny release quotes

Funny release quotes bring a burst of laughter πŸ˜‚ and lightness to those moments when letting go feels tough. Whether it’s about moving on, dropping bad vibes, or just hitting refresh πŸ”„, these witty gems remind us that sometimes the best way to heal is with a smile πŸ˜„. Ready to laugh your worries away? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on saying goodbye and embracing change! πŸŽ‰βœ¨

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 25, 2025

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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