Commentary:
"Looks like someone's collecting passport stamps to every hell around the world! 🔥🌏🔥 Remember, variety is the spice of damnation! 😈 #WorldTourOfHells"
24 Funny religion quotes
Funny religion quotes offer a humorous perspective on faith and spirituality. ππ From witty remarks about religious practices to playful jabs at spiritual quirks, these quotes bring a light-hearted touch to the often serious world of religion. Enjoy a laugh while reflecting on the lighter side of faith and belief! ππ
At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.
Commentary:
"Selling drugs may not be explicitly mentioned in the Bible, but I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't approve of your 'miraculous' herb garden 😄💊 #DivineDeals"
Iβm not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, letβs take a second look.
Commentary:
"Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!"
Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.
Commentary:
Looks like even the Big Guy upstairs is embracing the 'just wing it' philosophy these days! Who knew being a godparent was as easy as saying a quick prayer and bringing a covered dish to the baptism party? Guess God is just looking for warm bodies with good hearts – and a decent sense of humor!