16 Funny rings quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

  Commentary:
  When Taco Bells ring, angels start their sprinting routine to the celestial bathroom! 🌮😇🚽

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

  Commentary:
  Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙‍♂️💨😂

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

  Commentary:
  When your therapist says "find a support pet," and you take it way too literally 😂💍 #ProtectThePrecious

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

  Commentary:
  "When the doorbell rings, even ninjas turn into deer caught in headlights! 🦌🔔😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

  Commentary:
  "Words to live by: Keep your fries close 🍟, but your onion rings closer! 🥨 Because, let's be real, who wants to share those delicious, crispy onion rings anyway? 😂 #foodpriorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

  Commentary:
  "Every gangster's bravado fades away when the ominous ding-dong of the doorbell echoes through the house. 🚪🔔 It's the ultimate reality check of adulthood – answer the door or live in denial as a reclusive mob boss! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

  Commentary:
  "When your partner thinks you need therapy, but you know all you really need is Frodo and Sam to get you through the day. 🧝‍♂️🧙‍♂️ #LOTRtherapy #ExtendedEditionForever"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, folks! It's the spooktacular doorbell conspiracy theory in action 🐶🔔👻 Just another day in the life of our furry doorbell defenders! 🐕🎃 #HalloweenDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

  Commentary:
  🚪💁‍♂️ "When the doorbell rings, I'm always prepared for my dramatic entrance – you never know if it's a surprise guest or an escape opportunity! 🕺💃 #LifeOfDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

  Commentary:
  🐶💁‍♂️ "Ah, the case of the egocentric pooch! 🚪🔔 Must be tough being the most popular pup in the neighborhood, huh? Just imagine the disappointment when he realizes it's not a fan club gathering but just the mailman! 😂 #SorryBuddyNotToday"

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