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  • Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

    Commentary:
    “When the doorbell rings, even ninjas turn into deer caught in headlights! 🦌🔔😂”

  • Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

    Commentary:
    “Words to live by: Keep your fries close 🍟, but your onion rings closer! 🥨 Because, let’s be real, who wants to share those delicious, crispy onion rings anyway? 😂 #foodpriorities”

  • Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

    Commentary:
    “Every gangster’s bravado fades away when the ominous ding-dong of the doorbell echoes through the house. 🚪🔔 It’s the ultimate reality check of adulthood – answer the door or live in denial as a reclusive mob boss! 😂”

  • But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

    Commentary:
    “When your partner thinks you need therapy, but you know all you really need is Frodo and Sam to get you through the day. 🧝‍♂️🧙‍♂️ #LOTRtherapy #ExtendedEditionForever”

  • Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

    Commentary:
    “Watch out, folks! It’s the spooktacular doorbell conspiracy theory in action 🐶🔔👻 Just another day in the life of our furry doorbell defenders! 🐕🎃 #HalloweenDrama”

  • When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

    Commentary:
    🚪💁‍♂️ “When the doorbell rings, I’m always prepared for my dramatic entrance – you never know if it’s a surprise guest or an escape opportunity! 🕺💃 #LifeOfDrama”

  • My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

    Commentary:
    🐶💁‍♂️ “Ah, the case of the egocentric pooch! 🚪🔔 Must be tough being the most popular pup in the neighborhood, huh? Just imagine the disappointment when he realizes it’s not a fan club gathering but just the mailman! 😂 #SorryBuddyNotToday”

  • Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

    Commentary:
    “Who has time for double ringing in this day and age? 📫💨 One ring and they’re outta there! Maybe the postman should try speed dial next time. 📞😆 #RingOnceAndRun #PostOfficePranks”

  • Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

    Commentary:
    “Lord of the Rings: A tale of a pint-sized hero with a golden heart and his unexpected travel buddy, Frodo – the ring bearer, the forever hungry, and the undisputed champion of ‘worst travel companion ever’ 🌟🍔 #AdventuresOfFrodoAndHisPersonalSpaceBubble”

  • Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

    Commentary:
    “Whoops, did my cell phone just ring? Guess it’s time to practice my ninja skills and sneak away from it! 📱🙅‍♂️ #AvoidingResponsibilitiesLikeAPro”

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