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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.
Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.
But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.
My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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1 month ago
Share →: Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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"When the doorbell rings, even ninjas turn into deer caught in headlights! 🦌🔔😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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"Words to live by: Keep your fries close 🍟, but your onion rings closer! 🥨 Because, let's be real, who wants to share those delicious, crispy onion rings anyway? 😂 #foodpriorities"
4 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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"Every gangster's bravado fades away when the ominous ding-dong of the doorbell echoes through the house. 🚪🔔 It's the ultimate reality check of adulthood – answer the door or live in denial as a reclusive mob boss! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Commentary:
"When your partner thinks you need therapy, but you know all you really need is Frodo and Sam to get you through the day. 🧝‍♂️🧙‍♂️ #LOTRtherapy #ExtendedEditionForever"
5 months ago
Share →: Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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"Watch out, folks! It's the spooktacular doorbell conspiracy theory in action 🐶🔔👻 Just another day in the life of our furry doorbell defenders! 🐕🎃 #HalloweenDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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🚪💁‍♂️ "When the doorbell rings, I'm always prepared for my dramatic entrance – you never know if it's a surprise guest or an escape opportunity! 🕺💃 #LifeOfDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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🐶💁‍♂️ "Ah, the case of the egocentric pooch! 🚪🔔 Must be tough being the most popular pup in the neighborhood, huh? Just imagine the disappointment when he realizes it's not a fan club gathering but just the mailman! 😂 #SorryBuddyNotToday"
5 months ago
Share →: Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Commentary:
"Who has time for double ringing in this day and age? 📫💨 One ring and they're outta there! Maybe the postman should try speed dial next time. 📞😆 #RingOnceAndRun #PostOfficePranks"
5 months ago
Share →: Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Commentary:
"Lord of the Rings: A tale of a pint-sized hero with a golden heart and his unexpected travel buddy, Frodo – the ring bearer, the forever hungry, and the undisputed champion of 'worst travel companion ever' 🌟🍔 #AdventuresOfFrodoAndHisPersonalSpaceBubble"
5 months ago
Share →: Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Commentary:
"Whoops, did my cell phone just ring? Guess it's time to practice my ninja skills and sneak away from it! 📱🙅‍♂️ #AvoidingResponsibilitiesLikeAPro"