21 Funny rings quotes

• Such is modern life. Mordor in our midst.

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  daily, daily life, dark, dark humor, fantasy, humor, life, lord, Lord of the Rings, modern, modern life, Mordor, rings

• My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

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  asked, bell, class, humor, i, joke, Pavlov, professor, psych, psychology, pun, rings, said, too, wit, witty

• Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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  angel, bell, diarrhea, every, fast, fast food, food, gastrointestinal, humor, joke, rings, sarcasm, taco, Taco Bell, time

• Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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  boys, city, culture, even, fantasy, fantasy humor, Gandalf, geek, geek humor, girls, green, humor, lord, Lord of the Rings, me, Moria, nope, parody, pop, pop culture, rings, said, satire, take, too, where

• Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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  actually, character, emotional, emotional support, Gollum, humor, lord, Lord of the Rings, meme, precious, rings, support

• Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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  badass, confidence, doorbell, humor, reality, rings, social, surprise

• Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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  2 weeks ago

  close, food, fry, humor, onion, onion ring, ring, rings, snack

• Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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  behavior, doorbell, expectation, gangster, humor, irony, personality, rings, surprise

• But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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  babe, culture, edition, emotional, emotional support, extended, extended edition, fandom, geek, geek culture, humor, lord, Lord of the Rings, movie, relationship, rings, support

• Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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  big, celebration, day, dogs, doorbell, excitement, Halloween, lose, love, pets, reaction, rings, shit

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