17 Funny roll quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your tween mastered the eye roll arts with flying colors! 🎓👀😂 Guess it's time to upgrade to Eye Roll University – Master's level program! 🙄🎉 #ProudParent"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like those winter layers have melted away just in time for spring… to reveal some fresh spring rolls! 🌸🍣 Who needs abs when you can have delicious rolls instead? 😂 #SpringBodyGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a dog that can high-five when you can have one that can fold laundry like a pro? 🐕👚 Let's revolutionize dog training one chore at a time! 💪🐾 #DomesticatedSuperheroes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a massage could turn into a Swedish food fest? 🇸🇪🍝 Next time, specify 'hands only' for your own sake! 😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old struggle between jogging and actually using jogging pants 🏃‍♂️ At least the kitchen roll gets some action too! 🧻 Who needs exercise when you have snacks waiting in the kitchen, am I right? 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

  Commentary:
  When the kitchen roll runs out, suddenly everyone becomes an aspiring astronomer, gazing out into the galaxy of dirty dishes and crumb-filled countertops with their trusty telescope 🌌🔭 Who needs the stars when you have kitchen roll tubes for a glimpse into the infinite unknown of the sink! 🚀🌠

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

  Commentary:
  "Grandma's got some joint issues, but hey, tight rolling might just be the secret remedy she needs! 🍁💪😄 #RollWithIt"

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