1210 Funny sarcasm quotes

• I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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  2 months ago

  airport, airport security, drug, drugs, example, humor, i, joke, people, sarcasm, security, take

• Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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  attitude, determination, different, frustration, humor, i, light, mind, mindset, mood, negative, negativity, perspective, rude, sarcasm, somebody, something, stand, upset

• “You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

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  always, gender, gender stereotype, God, humor, sarcasm, sleeping, stereotype, unconscious, wants, woman

• Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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  2 months ago

  6th, 6th grade, ask, back, grade, hobby, humor, i, interest, life, lost, me, please, sarcasm, teenage, teenage years, year’s

• I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

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  2 months ago

  being, call, called, communication, humor, joke, life, lot, nothing, phone, sarcasm, things, worse

• Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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  2 months ago

  better, humor, Monday, motivation, procrastination, sarcasm, Tuesday, weekday, workweek

• I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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  2 months ago

  argument, arguments, change, changing, changing mind, humor, i, illness, logical, logical argument, mental, mental illness, mind, sarcasm, thought, used, where

• When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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  2 months ago

  commentary, hate, humor, island, link, Love Island, me, sarcasm, social, social commentary, somebody

• Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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  2 months ago

  card, card game, family, game, game night, humor, ID, learn, learning, love, night, sarcasm, sure, yes

• “Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, evil, getting, God, humor, just, mood, period, sarcasm

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