94 Funny school quotes

• Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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  coworkers, deal, group, group project, humor, incompetence, lesson, life, life lesson, meant, project, school, teach, teamwork, workplace

• My nickname in high school was “who?”

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  high, high school, humor, identity, memory, nickname, school, self-deprecation

• I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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  anatomy, arms, confusion, education, even, figure, humor, i, medical, medical school, position, school, sleep, sleep position, teach, where

• I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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  career, career choice, choice, comedian, disappointment, humor, i, medical, medical school, meet, parents, person, school, stand-up, stand-up comedian, super

• I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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  age, age difference, awkward, awkward moment, difference, Facebook, friend, friendship, hate, high, high school, i, man, me, media, moment, nostalgia, old, old man, realize, school, social, social media, together

• I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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  anything, battery, call, humor, included, joke, loneliness, me, never, school, unpopular

• I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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  best, date, even, friend, high, high school, humor, i, imaginary, imaginary friend, life, loneliness, prom, school, social, social life

• Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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  again, back, beauty, confidence, faith, fine, high, high school, humor, i, justice, lose, nostalgia, reflection, school, today, whenever

• Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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  age, career, career change, change, drug, drug kingpin, high, high school teacher, humor, i, inspiration, kingpin, old, possibility, remember, school, teacher, think, too, walter, Walter White, white

• Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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  being, community, country, high, high school, humor, job, mayor, politics, population, president, school, small, small town, town, where, whole, wild, wild job

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