38 Funny science quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that a celestial apology on a whole new level! 🛰️👽 Let's hope the aliens appreciate the punny gesture of the Apollo G – nothing like a space-themed mea culpa! Maybe they'll reply with an extraterrestrial emoji thumbs-up 👍 or a friendly wave 🖖. Who knew intergalactic diplomacy could be so pun-tastic?

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

  Commentary:
  Ah, our cosmic neighbors are getting a prehistoric show from afar 🦕👽 Who needs Jurassic Park when you have live dino action in outer space? 🌌 #TimeTravelDinoSpectacle

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs aliens when we've got humans to deal with, am I right? 👽🌎 #OutOfThisWorldDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs saving when you can just throw a barbecue at the asteroid? 🌌🌭 #AsteroidBBQ #ThanksButNoThanksBruceWillis"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

  Commentary:
  👽🎬🛸 "When aliens tune into our movies for a crash course on Earth, things could get out of this world! 🌍😱 Let's hope their invasion is more 'E.T.' than 'Independence Day' – nobody wants a misunderstood extraterrestrial fashion faux pas! 👾🎥"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'it's not rocket science' advice from the boss! 🚀 Well, I guess when you think about it, pretty much everything falls into the 'not rocket science' category, right? 😂 #EverydayGenius"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystical power of knee-slapping to revive technology! 🤯⚡️ Who knew that our very knees held the key to prolonging battery life? Science at its finest, folks! 💁‍♂️📺 #KneeSlapMagic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the universe is mostly made up of morons 😜🌌 Better watch out for those cosmic clowns!

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