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“Instant bragging rights unlocked! 😂🎖️#MomGoals #GeniusPlan”

family, humor, joke, marriage, mother, mother-in-law, proud, want

2 days ago
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“Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping”

asking, awkward, awkward situation, comedy, crying, firearms, gun, gun store, humor, interaction, real, situation, social, social interaction, store, walk, weird, weirdness

2 days ago
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“Finally, a place where I’ll still get lost but with more judgmental stares! 🛒🙃 #CartConfused”

actually, doing, expertise, grocery, grocery store, humor, joking, know, needs, people, sarcasm, shopping, store

2 days ago
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“Single men’s diet: the only food pyramid that’s actually a pile of pizza boxes! 🍕🤣”

behavior, dehumanizing, eat, eating, food, humor, men, nothing, relationship, short, single

2 days ago
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“LOL, around here, our WiFi password is ‘Faith4Life’! 📶🙏🤣”

around, attitude, baby, belief, believe, care, days, faith, God, here, humor, i, religion, spirituality, trending

2 days ago
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“When you thought you were dialling ‘support,’ but accidentally called ‘drama central!’ 📞😅🎭”

advice, another, communication, family, humor, life, parent, parents, problem, problems, telling

2 days ago
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“Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction”

accident, dating, drop, embarrassment, face, funny moment, girls, humor, media, moment, phone, prank, social, social media, texting

2 days ago
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“Hope Santa’s phone plan covers bailouts! 🎅📞🎄 #DearSanta”

call, Christmas, festive, holiday, humor, joke, phone, phone call, prank, Santa, using

2 days ago
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“When you realize my absence is the ultimate plot twist! 🤣🚪💨 #MissingMeMadness”

arrogance, confidence, enough, humor, losing, me, revenge, self-esteem, someone

2 days ago
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“Are you secretly the voice of the automated overlords? 🤖📞😂”

age, call, call recording, calls, data, digital, digital age, funny insult, humor, insult, joke, kind, person, recorded, recording, sarcasm, tech, tech joke, training, training data, used

2 days ago