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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Live now on Pinterest:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Live now on Discord:

A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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Just landed via Discord:

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Reported on Messenger:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Trending via Pinterest:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Just landed via Instagram:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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