29 Funny self-image quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My mirror needs a screenshot button.

  Commentary:
  "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the selfie queen of them all? 🤳💁‍♀️ If only mirrors had a screenshot button, we could capture every flawless moment! #MirrorGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Deciding to behave today is like planning to start a diet on a Monday – sounds good in theory, but reality hits hard when the mirror shows up 😅🤷‍♀️ Maybe tomorrow is looking pretty attractive right about now! #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a mirror when you have headless mannequins to show you the post-decapitation fashion forecast? A killer look, quite literally! 💀👕 #FashionGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

  Commentary:
  "Sure thing! Who knew reality could be so… well, real? 😅📸 #KeepingItReal #UnfilteredBeauty"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs perfect teeth when you have a million-dollar frown to match? 😏😬 Braces: turning frowns upside down since… well, forever! 😂 #SmileWithAttitude"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

  Commentary:
  When you gaze at your reflection in a spoon, it's like a self-portrait of a cutlery aficionado in distress 😂🥄 Remind me not to ask you to set the dinner table!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

  Commentary:
  "Mirrors may not laugh, but they definitely have a killer poker face 🃏. Thank goodness for that, or we'd never hear the end of it! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

  Commentary:
  "Mirror, mirror on the wall, why work hard at all? 😄 Looks like today, it's personality for the win! 💁‍♂️ #LetPersonalityShine"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

  Commentary:
  🤔💁‍♀️ "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all? Wait, what do you mean I transform into a baked potato in photos? 🥔📸 Maybe I need to switch my selfie game to 'bake' to perfection! 😂 #BakedPotatoAesthetic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

  Commentary:
  "Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer. 🍁 Time for pumpkin spice lattes to cover up the evidence, am I right?! ☕️🎃 #FallVibes"

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