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6 months ago
Share →: I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Commentary:
Oh, the thrill of sibling rivalry and the sprinting skills developed during ad breaks – lost on the Netflix generation! 🏃‍♂️💨 They'll never understand the heart-pounding excitement of dodging furniture on a mission to claim your spot in front of the TV before the show resumes. A unique form of childhood cardio that deserves a comeback! 📺🛋️ #ThrowbackTVMoments
6 months ago
Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Commentary:
Oh, "AI is coming for your jobs!" 🤖💼 Good luck to AI sending those 5 emails a day and managing their fantasy football line-ups for 8 hours straight! 📧🏈 Maybe AI needs a coffee break and a motivational cat meme to keep up with the daily grind! 😆☕🐱
6 months ago
Share →: Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's trying to spice up those boring work meetings! 😂📱 Just make sure he doesn't accidentally hit 'send' to his boss instead! 🙈💼 #MarriagePranks"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Commentary:
"Sending a text with a picture is like playing a high-stakes game of virtual charades 📸😅. Waiting for that picture to send feels like being on a suspenseful cliffhanger, only to have your grand reveal fall flat when it finally arrives! 🙈😂 #TextingTroubles"
6 months ago
Share →: They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Commentary:
"Apparently, aiming to be a supreme leader in the Empire doesn't quite align with the company dress code 🌌👔 May the dress regulations be with you! #StormtrooperStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Commentary:
"Being a woman: Mastering the delicate art of toning down your excitement in emails! 😅🚫💁‍♀️ #PunctuationStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Commentary:
🍽️ When your husband starts reading the menu out loud like it's the most thrilling novel in the world, you know you're in for a wild dining experience! 🙈 Who knew deciding between steak or chicken could be such an epic saga? Maybe we should start a support group for menu-reading partners! 🤣 #MenuMania
6 months ago
Share →: Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Commentary:
Ah, the art of signatures – where doodles and scribbles hold the power to determine our fate! 🤝✍️ It's like a sophisticated "pinky promise" for grown-ups, ensuring that we behave ourselves or face the consequences. Remember, even the most fancy and flourishy signature can't save you from the long arm of the law! 😉🖋️ #SignatureStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Commentary:
"Be careful what you wish for when seeking lifetime warranties – you might end up with more than just a replacement! 🔫💼 Remember, it's all fun and games until the hitman knocks on your door for that faulty toaster 🍞😱"
6 months ago
Share →: The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

Commentary:
"Talk about a post-date evaluation! 📝😬 Guess she wanted to make sure you had all the data for your 'Improving Your Dating Skills' report! 📉🤣 #LessonLearned"