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Funny sheep quotes

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

4 weeks ago

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

2 months ago

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

3 months ago

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

3 months ago

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

3 months ago

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

3 months ago

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

3 months ago

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

3 months ago