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Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Just landed via TikTok:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Breaking via Facebook:

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

Live now on Messenger:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Trending via Messenger:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Just shared via Reddit:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

14 Funny sheep quotes

Funny sheep quotes are baa-rilliantly clever 🐑✨, bringing a woolly twist to your day! Whether you’re feeling a little sheepish or just love a good pun, these quirky sayings will have you laughing out loud 😂🌾. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your feed, get ready to embrace the fluffiest humor around! 🐏💬 #SheepHumor #LaughOutLoud

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Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

1 day ago

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

2 months ago

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

2 months ago

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

2 months ago

animals, concern, cute, humor, i, myself, opinion, opinions, sarcasm, satire, sheep
Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

2 months ago

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

2 months ago

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

2 months ago

animal, crafting, found, humor, i, just, knit, learning, sheep, surprise, sweater, wool
Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

2 months ago

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

2 months ago

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

2 months ago

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14 shares on YouTube this month:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

43 shares on Slack this month:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

74 shares on Slack this month:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

15 shares on Slack this month:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

34 shares on Discord this month:

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Spotted on Threads:

Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Broadcasted on X:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Seen just now on WeChat:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Just landed via Twitch:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

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