13 Funny sheep quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

  Commentary:
  "Because at least sheep won't keep you up all night chasing solutions! 🐑😅 #TroubleSheeper"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

  Commentary:
  🐑😂 "When in doubt, always consult the oracle… or the sheep! #AIWisdom"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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  Commentary:
  "When the sheep baa, I listen. Maybe they're onto something woolly important! 🐑😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

  Commentary:
  "When the family slacker is also their star performer! 🐑🎭 #BlackSheepGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

  Commentary:
  Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, those sheep are really stepping up their game! 🐑💪 Who knew they were such talented fashion designers? Maybe they'll start their own line of knitwear soon! 😄🧶"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

  Commentary:
  🐑 Counting sheep may seem like a harmless sleep aid, but beware – once you start, you might find yourself knee-deep in sheep drama! 🤣 Who knew those fluffy creatures had such complicated lives? Therapy might be in order, not just for them, but for you too! Good luck navigating the woolly world of bedtime stories! 🌙

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

  Commentary:
  "Back in the 90s, scientists were all about cloning sheep 🐑, landing robots on Mars 🚀, and making major breakthroughs. Now in 2021, they're stuck explaining to flat earthers that yes, the Earth is indeed round 🌍. Oh, how the tables have turned! 🔄😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's just shear madness! 🐑🐑 Looks like these stylish sheep are ready to raise the baaar on comedy! Who's their favorite comedian, ewe ask? 🎤 Count Fluff-ula, of course! 😂 #JustSheepThings

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this bus ride has turned into a farm adventure! 🐑🐄 Don't worry, you'll be a bonafide farmhand by the time you reach your destination. Embrace the rural charm and enjoy the company of your woolly and mooing companions! 🚌🌾

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