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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Trending via Reddit:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Making waves on Instagram:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Seen just now on Reddit:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Going viral on X:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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Funny sheep quotes are baa-rilliantly clever 🐑✨, bringing a woolly twist to your day! Whether you’re feeling a little sheepish or just love a good pun, these quirky sayings will have you laughing out loud 😂🌾. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your feed, get ready to embrace the fluffiest humor around! 🐏💬 #SheepHumor #LaughOutLoud

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

91 shares on Discord this month:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

91 shares on X this month:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Seen just now on Threads:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Just shared via Discord:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Seen just now on Slack:

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Going viral on X:

You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

Making waves on Threads:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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