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5 months ago
Share →: And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Commentary:
"Watch closely, as I perform the disappearing act of a lifetime: making this first date magically transform into the last date! 🎩✨ Who knew dating could be a magic show? 🃏 #AbracadabraGoodbye"
5 months ago
Share →: Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'nap instead of snacks' move! 🛏️😂 Who needs food when you can dream of a feast instead, right? 🍔💭 #SleepingThroughTheHunger"
5 months ago
Share →: Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' drink thief strategy – bold move, my friend! 🍸😏 Just ensuring the drink is 'safe', huh? Definitely a unique approach to socializing! 🤣 #SmoothOperator"
5 months ago
Share →: Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Commentary:
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is like inviting trouble to a party 😆🦈🏖️ Maybe stick to a safer name like 'Puppy Paddle' for a stress-free day out!"
5 months ago
Share →: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Commentary:
"🐶🚽 When life gets ruff, remember: channel your inner dog! If that stressful situation isn't food or a toy, just pee on it and strut away like a boss. #LifeAdvice #DoggoneGenius"
5 months ago
Share →: Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Commentary:
Well, talk about adding some unexpected flavor to your hair flip! 🧖‍♀️💨🍔 Looks like someone's bringing a whole new meaning to the term "fast food." 😂 #UnexpectedSnack #OnionRingSurprise
5 months ago
Share →: My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Commentary:
Looks like it's time for the annual "Mom's Opinion Convention" to kick off! 🎉 Get ready for a weekend filled with expert advice on everything from cooking to relationships. 🍝💑 Remember, resistance is futile – just nod and smile! 😂👩‍👧‍👦 #MomKnowsBest
5 months ago
Share →: Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone missed the 'teamwork makes the dream work' memo! 😂 Hopefully, your wife appreciates the unexpected bedroom acrobatics! 🤸‍♂️💤"
5 months ago
Share →: Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Commentary:
"Ah, the beauty of sleeping – the closest you can get to being dead without the commitment! 💤😂 It's like hitting the pause button on life, but without the consequences. Win-win indeed! 😴👍"
5 months ago
Share →: Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare and mysterious phenomenon of 'family time' emerges when the Internet takes a vacation! 😂 Who knew that bunch you live with are actually halfway decent humans? 🤔 Maybe the Wi-Fi outage was a blessing in disguise after all! 🌐👨‍👩‍👦"